NanoTech Entertainment Inc (NTEK)

[shajandr]

Ya know what's funnier? I underestimated the number of NTEK shares needed to pay for one Denny's Grand Slam breakfast!

I estimated 925 shares.

Then I actually called a local Denny's and found ~OUTT the price is $8.99 with sales tax (9.25%) - so BEFORE ANY TIP it's $9.82 -

which comes ~OUTT to 1002.2 shares at today's closing price. Which is 25,155 shares (pre-split).

With coffee and a muffin we're prolly at 1750 NYEK shares (post-split) - or 32,925 shares (pre-split).

And that's just for one crappy Denny's breakfast - NOTT INCLUDING A TIP (for Lisa).

Reverse split was 1 for 25.1 shares.

With Lisa waitressing - guess who prolly is the short order cook at the Saratoga Ave. Denny's? Why I bett it's Don the Marketing Guru cooking up some fluffy HDR - Dolbyvision pancakes using his 'strong muscle marketing campaign'.

'member Executive Vice-President Aaron 'Wire Transfer' Taylor? He's been essentially unemployed since NTEK - having only a very short career as a PAID employee of start-up-going-nowhere Capso, which quit paying him as an employee, butt which he claims he still CONsults for (doubt that very much): https://www.linkedin.com/in/aaron-taylor-3576583/

'member Alex "LX" Rudis - yeah, also unemployed since NTEK: https://www.linkedin.com/in/lx-rudis-6a405b1/ - at least he's gott Social Security very soon.

'member Phil Foley - yeah, he's unemployed too - since NTEK quit paying him in October 2017: https://www.linkedin.com/in/philip-foley-a6090011/

Gosh, all these former NTEK peeps can't seem to find yobbs in the real world since NTEK kicked them to DaCurb when DaMunny ran ~OUTT and went 'buh-bye, now'.

When DaFoleyFelon getts canned from his current W-2 gig, as I'm shure he'll wind up getting caught doing something swindley and nefarious and gett shown the door with a boot in his arse, then Lisa and DaKidd can shack up with Poolboy (who has a steady yobb and income), and DaFoley Clan - DaDaveyFelon and DullardJeffy - can pack up a 1988 Chevy panel van with the ice carving machine and haul their asses back to Maine and MASSachusetts and move in with Phildo in a Section 8 housing shack.

I miss DaFoletFelon's late-night alcohol-soaked PMs to me. Rambling on and making hilarious, ridiculous threats. Telling me he had proof that the 60,000 MOJOs (a.k.a. NP-1s) were already in Best Buys and just waiting to be put ~OUTT on the shelves once the sales associate training period (apparently 5 years and running!) was done. Oh well, no drunken late night rants anymore. Can't afford the 12 year-old Scotch - or even any name brand spirits - nope, now it's fortified screw-cap wine for the NTEK 'CEO' - NightTrain and 20/20.

New beverage options for the NTEK 'CEO'



What is left of NTEK relocating to Alviso


(2021) DaFoleyFelon re-pitching UltraphliXXX 2.9 and upscaled Sammy tapes and a bootleg torrented "Escape From Alcatraz" download


BOP reserved his bunk - they knew he'd be back soon enuff


Opportunity for the NTEK CEO to lose another 810 pounds - this time without the $300/month commissary account munny


Back to DaHole.



Munny's all gone, man. G-O-N-E. And it ain't coming back. And it ain't even gonna send a postcard.




DaFoleyFelon now has his own 'star' on the Hollywood Walk of Shame


"Hay, the dishwasher is back. Must be cold outside."


Gonna be trading in the Maz for a bus - oops, wait - Maz was repossessed - oh well, gettin on DaBus anyway



Mid-summer tour for shareholder-victims of the newly refurbished new NTEK "HQ"


Former NTEK executives have found productive new careers




'Don the Marketing Guru' is the only one who made ~OUTT OK thanks to his 'strong muscle marketing'


NTEK's investments in 'original content' will pay off someday - yeah, OK


Would you buy a used MOJO from this man?




The Life and Times of the NTEK CEO


State of Maine EBT card - yes, DaFoley can go home again - until it's time toself-surrender (again) to the BOP)


NTEK chart


Who can forget how the missing-inaction Akyumen phones swept the country and UltraFraud to huge success? I think there was one in Ghana.




Gonna be a really ruff Holidaze season this year for the NTEK and NTGL shareholder-victims and the fambly and friends they talked into buying this scam





"Lisa, you can't have half of the fuzzy Pac-man game - it burnt up at the BiggShow due to 'air conditioning problems' - you and Poolboy can have all the NTGL shares instead."

If only it were Taft again - nope, this time it'll be to a FCI-Medium - prolly Mendota, Sheridan, Atwater - if DaFoley is still in Cali in 2021 - otherwise it'll likely be Devens, Berlin, or Otisville.


The paid-for 'award' may come in handy again for the pre-prison preparation


At least the NTEK 'CEO' has a yobb skill


Butt the 'shorts' risk managers gott burned as they always do in pennyscams



As always, we end with the Coming Attractions for the NTEK 'CEO' and UltraScam