MHHC Enterprises Inc (MHHC)

[janice shell]

"We have completed the great majority of our business and markets analysis. This analysis has led us to reorganize and streamline all the components of the old, 90's-structured, outdated way of doing business under the predecessor company into a modern, 21st Century, vertically integrated and lean dynamic structure suited for the current markets. We are now aligned with the direction the industry is going, having broken out of the narrow carapace of outdated and inefficient processes that were hobbling the company's ability to execute when I assumed leadership of the organization," said CEO Frank Hawley. "It's a completely new day at MHHC."

And WTF is that word salad supposed to mean? Naturally my question is rhetorical. I don't expect you to have an answer. Frankie is not the brightest bulb.

Hawley went on to announce that the parent corporation, McCusker Holdings Corp., will be managed by the new entity, MHHC Enterprises Inc., which has been organized using proven best-practices, and is an up-to-date, nimbly scalable, lean and efficient engine designed specifically to facilitate proper management oversight for the entire MHHC ecosystem.

Christ on a crutch! I am WEEPING with laughter!!! "Nimbly scalable!!" TEARS!!

The other new entity, RHL Ventures, LLC, named for MHHC's late director Robert M Howe III...

Huh? In what conceivable way was RHL Ventures "named for" Robert M. Howe???

This is truly howlingly funny!! Thanks, Frankie, for making my evening!!