Enviro-Serv Inc (EVSV)

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EVSV Outperforming Indexes today

Dow down 384 points, NASDAQ down 90 points, S&P down 27 points.

EVSV down 0 points.

It's because instead of taking risks, the CEO of Enviroserv maintains an innovative 'no-growth' policy.
When asked about this strategy, the CEO of Enviroserv replied "EVSV is like a football game. Sure, it might be a peewee football league, where nobody is paying attention, but we did put a score up with revenues a few times"
When asked what Trina would do for shareholders, he replied "I plan on watching a lot of football, I can't be bothered with trying to make a better website. I'm too old for that technology stuff!" When pressed about the share structure, Trina said: "Look, I can't really be bothered with anything. Shareholders are expecting me to do my job. How can I do that without watching football all day?" When asked about further news for EVSV, Trina said "I will definitely let people know that we are bidding on contracts. I will make sure that I tweet something one time every month and a half. It's what the shareholders expect."
Trina then slouched in a recliner, opened a bag of Doritios and said "Fuck off! It's football time!"

/snark