In all honesty, I can't say I'm saddened by the Miss America spectacle's disappearance. But I do shed some tears over attempts to having Dwarf Tossing banned.
P.P.S. I'm not a dwarf, but I don't weight very much and would be easy to toss, and I think it would be kinda fun. I wonder if a tossing event where ordinary people volunteered to become projectiles would be permitted. (After all, Midget Wrestling is acceptable and those guys get thrown around quite a bit.)
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