Good new bad news situation here. Good news is in true Talapia Al style, our hero has managed to escape the clutches of the Russian Terrorist Organization; Bad news, he has been forced into hiding not knowing who to trust. I received a long email that was bounced off several different routers around the world and encrypted. The gist of it was, in a very Tony Stark/Iron Man fashion, Comrade Al was forced to replicate the Dehydrated Water process in a make-shift lab provided by the Russians in an old abandoned power plant. Using his incredible CEO training, he gave the Russians a list of ingredients that he would need to create the powdered water. He then, under the guise of cooperating with them, created a "derivative" of his Mr. Jalapeno sauce, but concentrated it down 1000 times into a very fine powder. When the Russians came to claim it (thinking it was the powdered H2O) he mixed it with some pickling spices and created a massive Pepper Explosion that rendered all (but himself, having been immune to Mr. Jalapeno's spiciness many years before) blind and unable to breathe. He then fled, stealing a helicopter that, in true Russian style, crash landed only 30 miles away. He sprung from the wreckage mostly in tact and made his way through the wilderness until finding a shrimp hatchery in the Rocky Mountains where he is holed up now. He plans to make his way to a place in Idaho, and then over to Oregon where he says that he has a Secure and Direct link to the SEC. This roller coaster regarding the 10K's is becoming too much for my nerves. As always, Al our thoughts and prayers go with you (as well as our money).
Dasvidania for now Mr. Al Apeno!!!!
