Where in the world is Al Kame? Simple answer I don’t exactly know. As of today all I can say is that he being held against his will by some ex KGB militia. The reason that I know this is that they contacted me a few hours ago by phone. Apparently they grabbed Al right before he was documented by the SEC. This terrorist group had the gall to kidnap Al right out of the maximum security SEC secret headquarters. Somehow they got wind of the new “powdered water” technology that Al has invented, and the want it for themselves. This explains why we did not see the financials come over the wire last Friday. They contacted me because of my recent interactions with Mr. Kame. To this point Al has held up against a vast array of the ghastliest torture techniques they could throw at him. They even tried waterboarding him, but he just laughed as he oxygenated the water with his patented process. I pleaded with them to let him go, if only so that he could be submit the 10K, but he refused. I then asked the caller if he had a chance to read the 10K’s, to which he replied that he had. I said that there were many of us investors that wanted to know what the 10K’s said, he chuckled in a deep voice and only said, “It looks like our friend has been busy boy lately.” He told me that he would spare Al a lot of pain if I would only tell him the formula for the “aqueous dehydration formula.” I told him I didn’t know anything, I told him I was just a bag holder of the stock and needed desperately to have the company get current. He wasn’t convinced, and said that he contact me again soon if Al didn’t break. I will admit I am really scared! What if they destroy our 10K by chopping up the body if they have to dispose of it. My fingers are crossed.
