Interesting events occurring this week:
Fact: Wednesday, Senator John McCain states "IF the democrats win in November, I'll commit suicide."
(I wonder how long before he realized saying that in public might have been a tad off the wall! Was it immediate, and ,he
gulped and says to himself
oops
or was it when Howard Deans name and phone number flashed on McCains cell phone caller ID?
Rumor: KIm GON ILL has added another half inch to his already 3 inch platform shoes. It's said he's posturing taller lately. I believe that makes his height 5'6" now if i'm not mistaken.
FACT: American war ships are, as I write, roaring their way to anchor as close to IRAN as interntion maritime law allows. Estimated time of arrival is Sunday.
Rumor: Bush and company ordered a 2 month supply of hostess twinkies and "the Green Hornet" comics books be sent to an undisclosed location. Also, leaked from the White House, that
President Bush has ordered nuclear subs call upon
Mr. Limpet to aid in peace talks.
FACT: I more than likely won't make a penny today so I will soon have to get a real job!
Sams
