The Onion has a spoof on a new Dr Scholl's product, "Dr. Scholl’s Introduces New Cartilage Inserts For All-Day Knee Pain Relief" "Includes: one pair of Inserts, one Scalpel" Bayer had better hurry up and sign that Partnership Deal so that their customers can get real Knee Pain Relief with an ActiPatch enhanced product. https://www.theonion.com/dr-scholl-s-introduces-new-cartilage-inserts-for-all-d-1825884442