PharmChem Laboratories Inc (PCHM)

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this is my company
there are many like it
but this one is mine
my stock is my best friend
it is my life
i must master it
as i must master my life
without me my stock is useless
without my stock i am useless
i must collect my dividends true
i must buy smarter than my enemy
who is trying to kill me
i must shoot him
before he shoots me
i will
before god i swear this creed
my pharmchem and myself
are defenders of my portfolio
we are the masters of our enemy
we are the saviors of my life
so be it
until there is no enemy
but peace
amen