I feel your pain!
C'mon over to my side of the street. Your golden tresses, alone, will attract followers. First thing you know, we can march on the State House, level it, and advance to the White House where we can demolish a few cloisters of corruption. Before we get to Baltimore, they'll be selling gas for 31.9 ... and we'll have a problem keeping our adherents.
Have you read where our illustrious politicians ... led by a former Wall Street broker ... are itching the sell the state's cash cow ... the New Jersey Turnpike ... which hemorrhages money ... to some Swiss financiers. Ooooooooooo, that hurts.
Fred