SIPP Industries Inc (SIPC)

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This week as SIPC slept, darkness crept over it, encapsulating it in despair, pain, and great uncertainty. The shifting, deceiving dark force took hold of Sipp Industries with such a force that others would be commanded and strained into complete submission.

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Then, ev'ry morn, when the sun rose, the great soothsayers and clairvoyants emerged from their safe lairs and sounded the great trumpets that resurrect the spirit and strength of SIPP INDUSTRIES AND CASTETH THE DEMONS AWAY. THEY CLICKETH THEIR MICE AND ADD POWER AND MANA TO THE GREAT SIPP, WITH A RESOUNDING DCREE TO RISE FROM THE ASHES. Fore, the great oracles in the east are changing the wind.

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Fore, these few brave clairvoyants and soothsayers know the future. THEY FEEL THE WINDS CHANGING. SOME OF THEM HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE. SOME OF THEM have lived it in antiquities, tales of yesteryear that the young only dream. THESE BRAVE SOULS know the shackles that chain great SIPP INDUSTRIES are to be vanquished. THEY KNOW THE FUTURE IS NIGH AND THEY KNOW THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT!