El Capitan Precious Metals Inc (ECPN)

[georgeiporgi]

Panipoo, good buddy ol pal, I would love to break bread and drink wine with you at a shareholders meeting. However, if you haven’t heard, ol stapledbum is really scared about facing angry shareholders on account of ista being 100% correct about nil PMs at el cap even though stapledbum has been saying the opposite. All I can say is if yer bumm be stapled shut, of course yer gonna be full of it.

So anyhow there ain’t gonna be a sit down meeting. There is gonna be a virtual meeting. Kinda like a conference call but high tech. I heard they are gonna let you hook yer game controller to the meeting and shoot virtual rocket propelled grenades at the presenters. Of course the virtual rockets won’t do any real damage but but the virtual shooting of them should distract and calm down some of the really unhappy shareholders like hdoggy.