Katanga Mining Limited (KAT)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Dear_Dictator Kabila, Let_Katumbi_run. His_European_DNA_well_might_replace_your_4F-ing_DNA.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/04/drc-opposition-leader-may-be-barred-from-elections-over-italian-citizenship

As you must know by now, any betterment in the governing of your collapsing DRC by the injection of some smart European DNA (eg Moïse Katumbi) would be a vast improvement over your 4F-ing DNA which is basically concentrated only upon Fighting, Fussing, F**king, and Fixing flats. You would be smart to allow some of this Italian DNA into your war-ravaged country. I mean think about it, the alternative is to have you try and remain as dictator for 4 more years... and no one with more than half a brain is going to allow that to happen. So let Moïse Katumbi run and try to be his friend, he may even let you find sanctuary in DRC after December... otherwise I am afraid you're going to have to be shipped out of Africa and off to Syria (the rebel section most likely).

The Doctor