LOL. Yea, you can probably get one-on-one tutoring from mafiosa running shell companies that trade on the pinks, though!
I will be saving up my funds and start running with the big boys on the MOMO and Daytrading forums with the likes of Shakerz and DDwalker. Those guys are my heroes.
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