One for Chaoss and Ouch,
Christine x
> A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two
>drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
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> "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.."
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> The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a
>drink. In fact, this one is on me."
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> As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would
>like to buy you a drink, too."
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> The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two
>drops of water."
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> "Coming up,! " says the bartender.
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> As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to
>buy you one, too."
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> The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with
>two drops of water."
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> "Coming right up," the bartender says.
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> As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why
>the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
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> The old woman replies,
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> "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor.
>Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."
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> "OLD" IS WHEN .. Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
>and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
>
> "OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
>shoes and you're barefoot.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN .. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
>the garage door.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN .. Going bra less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN .. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
>you don't have to go along.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN .. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of
>by the police.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN .."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take
>any fiber today
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> " OLD" IS WHEN .. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
>lot.
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> "OLD" IS WHEN .. An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the
>bathroom.
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> AND
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> "OLD" IS WHEN .. You are not sure these are jokes.
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