MMEX Resources Corp (MMEX)

[jmjjw]

Ah, I fondly remember Mad J.’s first “road,” and the giddy MMEX proponents hoopla, the “road” pushed two miles through the desert, from the gate to the magic flagpole circle.

But like many of Mad J.’s poorly executed projects, that “road” is apparently "was only lightly passible. It was not a road.” I suppose it must have been a magic, floating short-bus to carry the tens of MMEX devotees along the not-a-road, where they gathered faithfully in front of the MMEX flagpole, to witness Mad J. consecrate the site with his powerful gold-spray painted shovel.

So a new “road” was required, a bigly “road,” a “very, very, very, very, very wide road,” wide enough to bring in “many, many, many, many, many” huge trucks to ensure MMEX kaboomery… and $$$$$.

The satire rings in my ears:

Mad J. “Boys, I keep a waitin’ for them money trucks… where they at?!!!”

Financiers: “Mad J., we hear from the street that there’s no paving on that road. And we hear its only 60-feet wide. How are we supposed to drive our money trucks out there on an inferior road? (snickering in the background)”

Mad J. “Dam it. Mah road is the best road. I had them Pecos dirt work boys take out the median, and the tulips and daisies. But it ain’t never enuff for you boys, is it. Pavin’ costs money I ain’t got. I dun spent it all on paying these boys outta Pecos, and for caliche. Now ya’ll want pavin too… I’ll have to take out another “loan”.”

Financiers: “Mad J., that’s a mighty big pile of debt you’re sitting on (snickering in the background). Do you reckon them fellers outta New York are gonna get wise to your scheme, and come down to Texas to make some adjustments to the terms, and maybe break a leg or two?”

Mad J. “Naw, them yankees don’t have a clue. They’ll keep lending me money as long as the share printing-press keeps going, and there’s tons a’ suckers out there, waiting to load up - them Internets keep telling me that.”

Financiers: “Well Mad J., you get to paving that there road (raucous laughter in the background), and stop calling us till its done. We ain’t sending no money trucks until that there road is at least 60-feet wide, and smooth as a baby’s bottom. Gotta take care of our trucks and all…”

Mad J. “Well, can you boys at least send me some more Carl’s Jr. breakfast sammich coupons? I’m gonna sneak down to the Pilot (my newest pals) later this week, and see if I can get me some more “investors.””

Oh, and thanks - I did look at the pictures. I made copies of them for the TCEQ investigator, so he didn't have to sign in to iHub. They'll help with TCEQ's stop work and enforcement order. That was considerate of the MMEX proponents who documented this permit violation. You gotta keep MMEX square with the law and regulators after all.

That is completely false, whatever track was there was only lightly passible. It was not a road. If you look at the pictures provided recently, you will see it is a road with caliche. Period.

Doesn’t take much when pictures prove it. Mmex