Infrax Systems Inc (IFXY)

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OK, I've got the real lowdown on the situation. So the mega shift to L*U*D*I*C*R*O*U*S G*R*E*E*N was sabotaged be the clever insertion of a faulty Woodruff Key [manufactured incidentally by Halliburton a/k/a Hellabarfin] in the main Uber Warp Drive Shaft. This has not yet been replaced due to Sam's having spent the Faulty Woodruff Key Fund on a new Herb Trimmer for sister company FUTL, which last I saw, was also being mercilesssly driven into the ground. IFXY represents nothing but potential, and will rise from the murk. Well, Shazzaaam!

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