Katanga Mining Limited (KAT)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Knock, knock, may We come in next?
KAT, of course, of course. Come right in Mr Erdogan.
Erdogan, Thank you. As you may have heard we newly energized empire building Turks are planning to manufacture some whopping big huge unmanned combat tanks so we ball-less Turks can zap those pesky Kurds by remote control from the safety of our concrete bunkers along the border. Click here.
KAT, OKkkkkkkk then, come in and have a seat... put this bullet-protecting reinforced combat helmet on when you sit down especially when you sit near the windows.
Erdogan, well thank you. As you might have guessed these battery-powered super-heavy autonomous tanks will need a huge amount of cobalt and I am prepared to sign a long term agreement to buy your cobalt with you today right here right now.
KAT, hmmmmm, well that is indeed a smart move albeit two years late.... but did you obtain a numbered ticket from the ticket dispenser next to our convenient deli just outside this office door?
Erdogan, why heavens no. We're Turkey. We don't need no stinking ticket.
KAT, Ohhhh but I beg your pardon, you stinking cigarette chain-smoking Turks do indeed need a stinking ticket. You need to get in line behind Mr Volkswagen, Mr BMW, Mr Mitsubishi/Nissan, Mr Ford, Mr DARPA (secret super nasty spooks), Mr BYD/Buffet, Mr Musk and Mr Apple. Now shooosh, go back out, get your ticket from the ticket dispenser and stand in line like everyone else.
Erdogan, can we keep these bullet-protecting combat helmets?
KAT, yes, of course. Everybody standing in line here gets free combat helmets.

The Doctor