Katanga Mining Limited (KAT)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Knock, knock... may We come in?
KAT, by all means, yes come in and have a seat... put this bullet-protecting reinforced combat helmet on when you sit down especially when you sit near the windows.
Apple, well thank you. We are here today to investigate buying cobalt directly from you and cutting out the middleman completely. Click here to read our new game plan issued this morning.
KAT, hmmmmm, well that is indeed a smart move albeit one year late.... but did you obtain a numbered ticket from the ticket dispenser next to our convenient deli just outside this office door?
Apple, heavens no. We're Apple. We don't need no stinking ticket.
KAT, Ohhhh but I beg your pardon, you indeed do need a stinking ticket. You need to get in line behind Mr Volkswagen, Mr BMW, Mr Mitsubishi/Nissan, Mr Ford, Mr DARPA (secret super nasty spooks), Mr BYD/Buffet and Mr Musk. Now shooosh, go back out, get your ticket from the ticket dispenser and stand in line like everyone else.
Apple, can we keep these bullet-protecting combat helmets?
KAT, yes, of course. Everybody standing in line here gets free combat helmets.

The Doctor