exactly, The People vs. Jeff Sessions, will go down in history, as a triumphant victory for marijuana user rights, pro-marijuana legislation & advancements in the field of medical marijuana applications. We are re-writing the history books right now. I'd love to be the plaintiff team's lawyer right about now.
Plaintiff's Lawyer: 'Jeff Sessions, how many people were ruthlessly murdered earlier this week on Valentine's Day at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida?'
J. Sessions: 'I dunno, probably not as many as how many [bad] people that die from Marijuana & LSD overdoses'
Plaintiff's Lawyer: 'WRONG, 17, 17 innocent children were violently massacred in broad daylight not to mention the soul-crushing trauma inflicted on an entire school full of horrified families & their children.'
J. Sessions: 'right, well, let's all hold hands & eat heart-shaped pot brownies & sing Kumbaya then'
Plaintiff's Lawyer: 17, that is more than 7,000% more people than the number of people that have died from using Marijuana. Do you know how many people have died from overdosing on Marijuana?
J. Sessions: 'I dunno all I know is that they are bad people. Whoever it is that has overdosed on Marijuana is a bad person'
Plaintiff's Lawyer: 'Zero. Zero people have died as a result of using Marijuana & yet you insist on keeping Marijuana a Schedule 1 Drug, along with Heroin, LSD, & Ecstasy. Bring in the psychiatric evaluator, to evaluate Jeff Session's mental health & mental capacity, please, Your Honor. No further questions, Your Honor.'
