So... While humoring the social expectation that "Valentines", if u will, should lay together in some form of emotionally satisfying position, usually a spoon type thing or the eye contact type lets twiddle our fingers together and take slow, deep satisfied breaths sort of deal for an extended time after sex, solidifying emotional bonds or whatever, one's mind can tend to wander, ya know...
And this is what the voices said...
After such a commercialized yearly production like Valentine's day, where social and emotional worth is monetized and on display for the whole damn world, people need a reality check as soon as possible and I submit preferably the next day, so as to have proper effect.
Thus my proposal for a follow up event something like:
Everyone's Yearly Day for Understanding the Monetization and Acquisition of Social Status.
Affectionately known by its accronym
EYDUMASS
It would be a day of healing for those that spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars buying gifts, dinners, flowers, etc. In the most public fashion possible just to get in someones pants for the night.
Can you imagine how some must feel after such an exhausting Olympic level of sucking up and expenditure of cash and emotion only to find themselves 1 lay to the good but now also sporting a new level of social expectation to be maintained.
All for just one more lay...
EYDUMASS Day could even be a week long event and have many smaller events kind of like the twelve days of Christmas.
There could be a psychological healing day for chicks that were date raped or guys that prematurely ejaculated before getting in that super hot twat they wanted.
A focus on the financials day for consolidating loans at lower interest or overdraft forgiveness.
Maybe even a discounted prostitues day with bogo and stuff where people can more affordably just get high, fuck and be on their way... Heck Yeah...!!!
But ultimately the end game would be to help the less socially intuitive or accepted understand the do and do nots of monetizing social staus and the pitfals that follow.
I doubt we'll get a true holiday on the calendar or accepted by Congress any time soon though. I mean really who benefits most from the Monetization of Social Status than politicians...
Anyway...
EYDUMASS
Whatcha think?
