Orion Diversified Holding Company Inc (OODH)

[shajandr]

Due to unusually warm weather, Randy Goat's only source of (meager) income, wood chopping, is in badd shape. So the roof repairs on his 764 sq ft dirtshack in Lotus will have to wait for another year. Not only can't he afford to buy repair shingles, he can't even afford food for himself and gas for his chainsaw.

Thanks to CalFresh SNAP food stamps EBT card, pudgy Randy Goat will not go hungry, so long as CONvenience stores will let him use his EBT card to buy Mallo Cups and Marathon bars.