Fred Kratz, the grand exhausted impotentate of the Morning Marmot Lodge in Saint Thomas, PA, has announced that Saint Thomas Tom, the weather prognisticator has seen his shadow. This predicts six more weeks of winter for yinz who pay attention to such stuff. The members of the Morning Marmot Lodge have adjourned to the local Elks Club to partake of celebratory beverages. :)
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--Mark Twain (1866)