Ameritrade (fka AMTD)

[mokew]

>Subject: FW: WHAT A DIFFERENCE 30 YRS MAKES
>> 1972: Long hair
> 2002: Longing for hair
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> 1972: The perfect high
> 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
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> 1972: KEG
> 2002: EKG
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> 1972: Acid rock
> 2002: Acid reflux
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> 1972: Moving to California because it's cool
> 2002: Moving to California because it's warm
>
> 1972: Growing pot
> 2002: Growing pot belly
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> 1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> 2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
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> 1972: Seeds and stems
> 2002: Roughage
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> 1972: Killer weed
> 2002: Weed killer
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> 1972: Hoping for a BMW
> 2002: Hoping for a BM
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> 1972: The Grateful Dead
> 2002: Dr. Kevorkian
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> 1972: Going to a new, hip joint
> 2002: Receiving a new hip joint
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> 1972: Rolling Stones
> 2002: Kidney Stones
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> 1972: Being called into the principal's office
> 2002: Calling the principal's office
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> 1972: Screw the system
> 2002: Upgrade the system
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> 1972: Disco
> 2002: Costco
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> 1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> 2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
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> 1972: Passing the drivers' test
> 2002: Passing the vision test
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> 1972: Whatever
> 2002: Depends