Middle School Playground

[Paule]

My oh my oh my...Poor sap doesn't even realize when he has been beaten about the head and shoulders with my iron gauntlet...

"So, when you gonna quit with the threats already and get down to bidnez?"

The rapid deterioration in his grammar is proof of the vicious assault.



Clearly when it became his turn to step up and retort. He does so by bragging about his..Ahem.... shiny little toy.

"BTW, I brought my nutcracker."

This leads me to ask if this is the same shiny nutcracker that his mommy gave him in high school? The same nutcracker that he sits with every Saturday night cracking walnuts, while obsessing about the wedgies and toilet swirls he used to receive from all the girl bullies. (cause the boy bullies wouldn’t waste their time) Never having the ...nuts.. to try and stop it, but always running home to cry on mommies shoulder.

Sadly I will wonder if he will ever get the hidden message behind his sweet sweet mothers thoughtful gift? Unfortunately the barrels of cracked nuts In his backyard are testimony otherwise.......




Paule Walnuts