Some were expecting a a “state of the company” PR before the end of the year. One day left. I don’t think they are going to get it from ecpn so I will provide one as a late Christmas present. Feel free to call me ista santa.
“Revenue to the end of 2017 is nil. This is very consistent with ecpn historical guidance estimates never even remotely approaching reality. We will continue to totally miss by a million miles our guidance estimates. After all you can’t get blood out of a turnip, but you can announce that turnip squeezing is underway over and over. And don’t forget you can fool people into thinking your getting blood out of a turnip if you sneak in a beet and yell EUREKA!!
Since our last guidance has expired we will be dreaming up new guidance early in the new year. This new guidance will promise super sales, revenue and nirvana starting 2 weeks after the next shareholder meeting in March.
Oh, before I forget, ol stumbleton is leaving ecpn management due to a bad case of indigestion. He will become the scapegoat for all past guidance misses which will remove this burden from the remaining BOD. If you are worried about him dumping his shares right away, don’t. He will not be allowed to dump his shares until the day after tomorrow. I won’t matter anyway because, as our plans come to fruition, his 8 million shares will be diluted to less than 1% of the issued. Yes that’s right, we will be capitalizing on our very successful dilution efforts and be increasing authorized share count to 750,000,000. We expect that in a little over a year we will be able to get the authorized share count to over a billion. Yipee!!”
