Since these forums are a source of entertainment, a DNRG Pr just in time for Christmas Eve:
12/24/2017
Reuters
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CEO Neal Allen announced today that North Pole Enterprise dba. Santa, has signed an agreement for Dominovas Energy Corp to provide clean, reliable power to the North Pole.
Per terms of the agreement Dominovas Energy Corp will utilize the rendering of seal oil to power the Rubicon fuel cell. North Pole Enterprise will pay Dominovas Energy Corp an initial payment of candy canes and ten surplus reindeer along with one billion dollars.
Once the fuel cell is fully operational the North Pole Enterprise will pay for maintenance and .10 for every kilowatt produced.
"It is a great day for the company," said Neal Allen. "We have waited a long time to introduce the Rubicon to the energy sector and I feel that this agreement will show the world just how serious we are."
The CEO went on to further state. "It is wonderful we are putting the seal oil to good use as the obesity rate among Eskimo's was getting extreme. Now, the Eskimo's can eat a healthier diet while
Santa gets all the power needed to build the world toys."
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Dominovas Energy Corp is a publicly traded company under the symbol, DNRG. This news release is for fun only and should be taken with a grain of salt, unless you have high blood pressure, then you should take it with tofu.
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Are we ever going to see a fuel cell? A hydro system? A coal generator? The answer: Oh, we'll see something. Either a delisting, a bankruptcy, or, a homerun. (I wonder how reindeer taste?)
