One more time for the gipper lmao this was so epic Shark !
Sharktnk Saturday, 12/17/11 11:17:06 AM
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Just in time for Christmas ...
A Fractured Fairy Tale
Jeffsters & Joesters, Tomsters and Toasters
On Dasher! On Prancer! On Donner! On Deano!
As visions of coconuts dance in their heads
And live cam catching the approaching Feds
When suddenly! A voice from the den!
It's Kris Kringle, in the finest of red!
New pasture for Wilbur in the middle of May
A quarter per gringo to keep the doctors at bay
Planes and boats and automobiles
Buckets o'cash for the crafty ol gray
Bait to the Shark
And to Pac, for the splits
Essences of Herbal, in non-dilutive form
A cat for the Cat
Large, like a Channel
Not out of the back
The fish, you dolts!
Out of the water.
At the ACLU a membership be made
To da man of dough
Dis make my day! Yo!
A sword for the Anvil
To be beat into shape
Slicing and dicing
Arguments waylaid
Nancy for PT
And coins to da bank!
A sample of fragrance
To be rid of dat stank!
Mining the dark avenues
Riddlers rejoice!
Docs, and stocks and bongs galore!
Skype and hype and noise and more!
Sheeple and legals
Are easily led
Diamonds are always best-ist of friends
On Kendrick! On Owens! On Newby! On Two Chins!
On Cupid! On Clayton! On Vixen! On Blitzen!
A- holders are wraping as fast as they can
While Daddy designs his Christmas plan
A note, a vote, another drama filled year!
What's not to love about Holiday cheer!
Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.
