Going to Church in Chicago
When I heard that Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were going to be
guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go and check them out
in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't
know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the
church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus
the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his
Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."
Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon, I stepped outside and lo and behold ..............................
............................ My Car Was Gone!
