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Thursday, 12/14/2017 1:14:37 AM

Thursday, December 14, 2017 1:14:37 AM

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"LEX LUTHOR ANNOUNCES BUYOUT OF LITHIUM EXPLORATION GROUP - LexCorp CEO Lex Luthor announced today that he is offering $0.0005 per share in a hostile takeover bid to acquire LEXG. He said "they already got the ticker named right, LEXG BELONGS in the LexCorp family. And, I see amazing potential to use their SonCav technology to separate and refine Kryptonite from Terranite ores, which will help me in my ultimate quest to defeat that alien menace, Superman."

(THIS IS SATIRE. DO NOT ACT ON THIS, ITS TOTALLY FAKE! But I hope it was funny...)

This is my opinion. There are many others like it, but this one is mine! My opinion is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my opinion is useless. Without my opinion, I am useless.

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