Sunday, December 10, 2017 6:59:46 PM
“Well Golly Gee Willikers were gonna hafta reduce our previous guidance just a tad on account of these darn nano-goblins which have been sneaking into our concentrates and eating them and furting the dang PMs into the air. But don you worry none, we are gonna show production and that’s the important thing. Revenue will be reduced a measely 99% for this year to a real respectable 1% of guidance. That’s about all the inquart we could scrape up.
An we gots some real juicey deals in the works, contracts to sell $zillions worth of concentrates. The results of these contracts will be just like the contacts we signed before - huge imaginary sales of imaginary PMs. With luck you guys will be spurred to buy shares again and our rampant dilution will continue and we be able to pay for the important G&A (lunches and dinners), consultants (ourselves), contractors (friends and past directors and officers), and exploration (thumb twidiling) and etc. Thanks for your support, you keep buying and we will keep diluting.
And don't ask about the osmium and iridium, just forget about it, that is the past. Think about the fake future and our juicy fake contracts, imagine they mean something even though they don't"
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