Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wildbilly]

I'm sure I've ingested my share of fecal matter through the years living along the Ohio river from which we process our water with Pittsburgh and other heavy shitters upstream from us.

Me and my dog regularly drank water from the creeks in the woods behind my folk's house which people were illegally dumping their sewage into, so I guess I built up some kind of tolerance to withstand pissy city water. Either that or I've been an undetected stealth zombie who's managed to 'pass' amongst you regular folks. If I slip out of bed in the middle of the night to dine on flesh, I have no memory of it in the mornings.