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I've just discovered something quite remarkable about Seymour.

If I'm doing my math correctly, Seymour gets a whopping compensation of $2.90 per ml of flatulence production.

That's assuming he produces the median amount of 704 ml per day [1].

Converting milliliters to gallons, that's almost $11,000.00 per gallon!!!

That's hard to believe. Maybe someone will confirm my calculations.




References:

1)Tomlin, J; Lowis, C; Read, NW (June 1991). "Investigation of normal flatus production in healthy volunteers". Gut. 32 (6): 665–669.