CAPTAIN KIRK: Captain’s Log, stardate 3496.7 …. Passing the WuChong Nebula, shaped like a bacterium from the Inorganic Post-Human Era. How then was it that a mere dentist was able to save the species? Chekov, it. Doesn’t. Make. Sense.
CHEKOV: I know Keptin. But once he was able to marry quantum light forces at warp speeds, nothing could stop him.
UHURA: Captain, I’m getting indications of a Dimensionoid presence.
KIRK: Mr. Spock?
SPOCK: I confirm at least six Imperial Dimensionoid Warships, Captain, all heading this way at Warp 7.
KIRK: No, Spock – I mean any word out from TIMMI? A. Press. Release. Anything?
SPOCK: No Captain. As there has been nothing for months, logic would suggest that the situation remains unchanged. May I suggest that we first remove ourselves to a secure sector before addressing any false statements of encouragement on their part? That too would be the more logical approach.
KIRK: There’s nothing logical about their behavior. Theirs is a failure of logic. I. Had. Hope. With. The new. CEO.
CHEKOV: Keptin?
KIRK: Check the pre-Singularity archives regarding the effects of scaling on air combat readiness.
SULU: Captain, I’m having difficulty holding course.
SPOCK: Captain, the Dimensionoids are arming their photon torpedoes.
KIRK: Engineering!
SCOTTY: Aye, Captain.
KIRK: Mr. Scott. We’ve got a quantum issues threatening to take over the bridge at warp speed. We’re going to need full deflector power while we address. Any. Countervailing. Technology. In the absence of. Word. From TIMMI’s. Not. So new. CEO.
SCOTTY: I canna guarantee it, Captain. The fractal drive is overloaded as it is.
SPOCK: If I may sir, as the great WuChong said unto the sage UrbanLegend, “"Quantum entanglement is a strange phenomenon that occurs when two or more particles link.” Perhaps there is some solace to be gained for us in this.
I might add that we have exactly one minute and twenty seconds before we come in range of the Dimensionoid weapons.
DR. McCOY: Jim, you know I hate to agree with Spock, but he’s right, dammit. We’ve got to get out of here now. There are thousands of investors in this enterprise: Young people just starting out in life who are filled with the hopes and dreams of a better, brighter, more quantum tomorrow! Think of them, Jim! They're just kids, dammit! Think of their parents and sweethearts. Dammit Jim, you can’t sacrifice their lives just because you expect to hear from TMMI anytime now!
KIRK: I know my responsibilities, Bones. Spock, would it be possible to apply a version of Moore’s Law – a kind of impenetrable, if purely academic, wall -- to defeat the Dimension fleet?
SPOCK: Theoretically, yes.
KIRK: Do it.
UHURA: Captain, I’m picking up a Dimensionoid transmission.
KIRK: Put it on the screen.
DIMENSIONOIDS: Qo, uoLt, Memibh!
KIRK: Mr. Spock. Translation.
SPOCK: It appears to have worked, Captain. They have withdrawn all claims.
KIRK: Take us home, Mr. Sulu.
