Sulja Bros. Building Supplies, Ltd (SLJB)

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Time for a bad SLJB joke.

NITE called Petar yesterday, that he was reading the audit was in KMPG and
PWC hands. NITE realy confused said: Petaaaaaaaaaar, last month these guys
NSS about 200M stocks of SLJB. They will do the Audit for you, but my
task is to cover the damn tansaction @ 0.05. So, today they will ask for another 10 days delay. Wessal immediatly call ABLE for a 50M. order at 0.05. Today Petar,Steve, Wessal and a major group of the insiders are
fighting each other and make this deal. We shake the flippers and the shorties. Wessal will get his cheap shares. After 10 days we do the audit
and the real Longs will be rewarded with a @ 0.04 dividend. Insiders will return their dividend back to the company.