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Re: jarsch501 post# 2814

Friday, 08/22/2003 2:37:32 PM

Friday, August 22, 2003 2:37:32 PM

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Subject: Have A Heart

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."

And at that point, the proctologist fainted.





If you don't have the time to do something right, where are you going to find the time to fix it?

-Stephen King

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