Lord Global Corp (LRDG)

[shajandr]

Elvis has a paternal eye ~OUTT for Biggy. The Footster was having some minor prollems interacting with complaining humans. A number of customers seemingly disappeared from the complaint desk while Footster was working it and senior management in Bentonville were getting tired of the calls from missing person detectives.

Elvis dug into his own personal stash in order to help Biggy with his anger management prollems. Now the FartyOne is on a daily regimen of 'Ludes, Seconal, T's and Blues, Librium, and bacon-and-peanut butter grilled sammiches.

This seems to have stabilized the Footster from the frequent anger ~OUTbursts. He's now on track to be up for shift supervisor of the Pets department next time the books open up.