Fannie Mae-No Politics (FNMA)

[Letgoofmyfannie]

Through my source (I tapped Manafort's phone too several months ago) I've learned our President is gonna move his #MAGA hat factory to our longtime trading partner Viet Nam. They make such good shirts and luggage too.

And in my role as Presidential Advisor (on Twitter), I've floated a money-making plan: don't Drain The Swamp; fill it and build condos, like they do in Houston.

And, as our esteemed lawmakers have seen fit to legalize recreational marijuana use in our Great Nation's Capitol (despite it remaining a Schedule I Narcotic like Heroin and having no medical use according to the Federal Government), they'll probably be too busy huffing on a blunt while checking the progress of their stock purchases based on the Inside Dope (haha that's a Pun, Get It, Dope?) they get from their Corporate Contributors to notice that we will sell the condo mortgages to Fannie and Freddie. Sweet!

--Next time Investor's Unite goes to Washington, DC I'm gonna buy me some dank:

https://kushtourism.com/washington-dc-marijuana-dispensary-map-directory/