Lord Global Corp (LRDG)

[shajandr]

I'm getting a bit tired of Bigfoot. I've been reading about a number of beanfields in Oregon that have seen their crops almost destroyed by nocturnal pests of unknown origin.

Thus, while hundreds (or thousands) of you search for Bigfoot, I'm choosing to search for an Under-Represented Minority (URM) of woodland creatures: Bigfart.

I inherited a very sensitive sniffer from by grandma, who could smell many things before anyone else could. I think this will give me great advantage in seeking my target. My other strategy is to use crop dusters to sprinkle curry powder on the beanfields to provide a taggant that will assist in specificity in olfactory tracking of this heretofore undescribed species.