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Re: myrtle222 post# 77892

Friday, 07/14/2017 3:22:57 AM

Friday, July 14, 2017 3:22:57 AM

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Missing Mr. Chacma Updates.


Yes, I for one, go “bananas” upon hearing the exploits of this miscreant as has been hilariously related to us by our fellow poster JP. I too miss the Mr. Chacma updates, but will relate what little I know concerning our MDMN cheerleader.
Last I heard, Mr. Chacma had purchased a one way Greyhound bus ticket to Chile, hoping to find his fortune at the Alto de Lipangue. Once there, he somehow wandered into the Santiago recycling plant which, in his stupor, he thought to be the Enami processing center and smelter. There he greedily pocketed aluminum ingots confusing them with gold in a vain effort to impress his friends back home.
This career was short-lived as Rent-A-Center went to court to gain an extradition order for his failure to pay over $40,000.00 in late rental fees for a broken glass top coffee table, 1978 Zenith CRT television, futon, and two matching recliners.
Safely back in Canada, Mr. Chacma delivers pizzas on his bicycle by day and trolls the internet by night, picking up a few dollars to keep the collection companies at bay and to keep himself liquored up at least six days a week. Mr. Chacma, when coherent, maintains that “Life is good!”