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A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding.
 
As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.
 
Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?”
 
She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.”
 
The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons.
 
She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.”
 
The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?”
 
The little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.”
 
Finally, the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?”
 
And the little old lady smiled and replied: "Not a Fucking Thing."