The Question and Answer Board

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I need some help from you computer gee.........er.....specialists. I have dial up for my computer (insert favorite joke here), and lately it takes me about 400 tries to get on the internet!!!! Where do I start? Is my problem with my phone line, my computer, my internet provider, my sister, my third grade teacher, my Congressman, or all of the above? In other words..........HAAAAALLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!