Monday, June 26, 2017 2:20:56 PM
AZFL, established stinky-pinky penny scam is expanding operations and looking for a qualified candidate to join our current scammers, as we seek additional share dumping, and gamblers (ooops, "investors") to buy the shares.
Ideal candidates will be proficient in:
-- Double speak, describing operations that don't exist.
-- Writing misleading press releases.
-- Keeping a straight face while describing AZFL's "business"..LOLOL.
-- Photoshop skills for modifying photos.
-- Web searching to steal photos/videos for AZFL's use.
-- Sweet-talking noobs into parting with $
-- Soliciting "moles" to assist disseminating our proprietary misinformation.
Compensation.
AZFL has a generous compensation package consisting of diluted shares and unmet promises of cash payments.
Health Insurance.
Our health insurance package consistes of a wide range of services such as prayer, "atta-boy", 2 aspirin, and some bandages that Juan's kids outgrew (Batman logos).
Experience.
Experience with other stinky-pinky scams helpful but not necessary.
In fact, maybe better off if you are "green" like Pepper Stebbins, then we can crew you out of vetting paid too !..... oops, shouldn't have mentioned that part.
"It is easier to fool someone, than to convince them they have been fooled."
For those that don't get it, it means that people need to be more careful, and do good due diligence.
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