Diversified Oil and Gas Holdings (DVFI)

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It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following
> news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the
> entertainment
> community.

> The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
> infection and
> complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
>
> He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased
> coffin.
> Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
> respects, including
> Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
> Betty Crocker, the
> Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
>
> The gravesite was piled high with flours.
>
> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
> described Doughboy as
> a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy
> rose quickly in show
> business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
>
> He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting
> much of his
> dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
> flaky at times he still,
> as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
>
> Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two
> children, John
> Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
> He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
>