Pilgrim Petroleum Corp. (PGPM)

[GenericGatsby]

So I was trying to call about the CE but I these newfangled googlers you kids use these days confuse the heck outta me, which is pretty bad since I'm nineteen. Which organization is responsible and who do I call?

I'm gonna be as smug and obnoxious as possible. All like, "Yeah so...I don't think that the 'buyer beware' symbol is working because it went up another 30% so far and trading has been liquid like the ocean."

You guys should call too because if we all get on their hinnies about it they will prioritize helping us over all the others. The squeaky wheel gets the oil and all that.