Tautachrome Inc (TTCM)

[Chronic The Hemp Hog]

Hey I think I know what your product is! Coloring books of decrepit elderly men with fly hats! The last few pages are bonus pages like a fill in the blank stock certificate you can color in and put the number shares you never received in it. There is even a blank page where you can draw your favorite cruise destination that you will never get to go to because your money was flushed down the toilet. Oh and every purchase of a coloring book comes with a temporary tattoo that you can use to identify yourself as one who donated...er...purchased your amazing product!