<b>MYSTERY OF CALYPSO By: John Winston ( aka: Ticket 2 Ride ) On A Dark Fiber Highway Bandwidth Routing In Despair While The Sound Of Soft Ring Tones Were Rising Up Through The Air Up Ahead In The Distance Stood A Tall Cell Phone Tower I Heard Some Static, I Could Not Switch I Had To Pay By The Hour There It Stood On The Roadside I Saw It Blinking Up On Top And I Was Thinking To Myself This Could Be A ' Wi-Fi ' Or Some ' Hot-Spot ' Then It Lit Up An ===> A R R O W And It Showed Me The Way There Were Voices Crackling From My Phone I Thought I Heard Them Say . . . Welcome To The Mystery Of Calypso Such A Lovely Thought Such A Lovely Plot Speculating On The Mystery Of Calypso Any Time Of Year If They Can Get It In Gear These Boards Are Definitely Twisted They Got Posters By The Tens They Have A Lot Of Pretty ' I-Den-Ti-Ties ' And We All Hate Our Friends How We Dance To Our Research To Make A Fortune In Cash Some Dance Here To Pump It Some Only To Bash So I Called Up Calypso Please Tell It Straight This Time They Said : We Haven't Had Any Clues Here Since The Beginning Of Time And Still Those Voices Are Calling From Far Away When You Log-On A Message Board You Can Hear Them Say . . . Welcome To The Mystery Of Calypso Such A Patent Place Such An ASNAP Race Giving It Up To The Mystery Of Calypso Waiting For A Surprise Better Have Your Wits Inside Symbols On The Cell Phones Pink Sheets Are All Hyped The Share Holders Say : We're Just Prisoners Here Of Our Own Device And In The Broker's Chamber They Gathered For The Feast They Stabbed It With Form 144's But They Just Couldn't Kill The Beast Last Thing I Remember I Was Deleted From The Board I Had To Find An E-Mail Back To The Place I Was Before Relax Said The PR Man We Are Programed To Deceive . . . You Can Check Out Any Time You Like BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE </b>