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GREAT NEWS FOR THE SHORTS!

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos wants to colonize the moon!

Book your ticket ASAP!

Cuz that's the only place Aric Simons won't be able to get to you

Of course that still leaves your bank accounts, brokerage accounts, stock certs, savings accounts, real estate holdings, vehicles, etc. stuck here on earth with everything but your space suit and glass of Tang (the official 100% fully nutritional space drink of America's astronauts!) lost in space. By "space" I mean litigation and bankruptcy of course - and by "lost" I mean, well, basically forever.

On the other hand, maybe you'll get lucky and they'll let you drive that stupid little car we left up there - so you might want to bring some jumper-cables - but then you'd need ANOTHER car (or AAA)to jump it with - you know what? Forget what I said about "getting lucky" = you're pretty much done across the board.

So, no living in the moon colony, and no space suit, and NO TANG (especially for broke middle-aged men) and in the event of prison time, YOU'LL be the tang.

You better hope Bezos come through - AND QUICK!