Data Call Technologies (DCLT)

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NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!

Recliner Timmy is settled in for The Golf Channel coverage of the Texas Open starting this Thursday. The DCLT CEO is hunkered into his La-Z-Boy with his HDTV remote CONtrol perma-tuned to The Golf Channel.

Sources at the Friendswood Pizza Hut CONfirm that Recliner Timmy has a standing order for Thin N' Crispy Supreme pizzas for Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and the Sunday final round coverage. And a 2 liter Pepsi with each order.

He has to rest up for that grueling autumn Semi-Annual Failed Producing-Nothing-Ever 'trade show' - the seventh in a row that produces nothing ... ever.

The only way to play DCLT is to invest in Pepsico and Pizza Hut's parent company, Yum Brands. That is the only upside in the DCLT scam - the increased revenue of Pepsico and Yum Brands thanks to Recliner Timmy and DCLT buying lots of their products.

Now, back to sleep for Recliner Timmy until the Texas Open on Thursday.