Clever business signs:
In a Shoe Repair store:?"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."
At an Optometrist's Office:?"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck:?"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's truck:?"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:?"Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's truck:?"Let us remove your shorts.”
On a Maternity Room door:?"Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership:?"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:?"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:?"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:?"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:?"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:?"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:?"Best place in town to take a leak.”
On a septic tank pumper:
A Flush Beats A Full House!
And the best one for last;?Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
--Mark Twain (1866)
